14:35
                                                                               
我真的上車了。
                                                                               
買了一張到宜蘭的票。
                                                                               
"我要到宜蘭" 這是標準缺乏台灣鐵路運作系統相關常識的人 的買票方式
                                                                               
不知道車種,時間,票價,月台。
                                                                               
總之我買了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
坐在位置上。
                                                                               
車子還沒開動。
                                                                               
隔壁的位置是空的。
                                                                               
                                                                               
如果是電影,什麼愛在巴黎日落時之類的,

                                                                               
鄰座就會是個風趣且大方,英法語都流利的
                                                                               
知性美女(Julie Delpy飾)
                                                                               
一路上路程短卻悠長。
                                                                               
話題從政治,文學,談到性,朋友,命運,
                                                                               
在意見相左又心靈相通的間或
                                                                               
相視而笑又
                                                                               
意義深遠。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
然後我們在頭城站吻別。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
拜託。
我連台語都說不好了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
如果是一篇偵探小說,
                                                                               
那我的鄰座的可能人選就多啦,
                                                                               
或許是一個剛在第七節車廂幹掉不忠貞的老公的中年婦女
                                                                               
試著用台灣永遠不精準的時刻表洗刷罪名
(她永遠沒想到的是 她所要做的只是把老公幹掉之後丟在車上而她自己安坐家中
台鐵就會自動的誤點成她需要的不在場證明?)
                                                                               
                                                                               
又可能是白羅本人也似的安樂椅神探出現,
                                                                               
他把椅背喬成適合他圓滾滾身軀而安坐,
                                                                               
在咀嚼紅茶杯緣的檸檬片時他推理出了,
                                
"你啊你,我短暫旅途的和善鄰人啊" 他說,
                                                                               
"你沒考上研究所對吧!"
                                                                               
"你...你...你是怎麼知道的?" 我一定超配合的。
                                                                               
他可能會像Julie Delpy 那樣試著和我相視而笑
                                                                               
(但我一定就不會去理會這種老屁股也似的笑意!)
                                                                               
他可能還加了一句:
                                                                               
"對了,下次叫你弟弟買涼麵的時候"
(他的眼神又閃過那種 看似睿智 實則老兔子 一般的光芒)
                                                                               
"不要加大蒜!"
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
神探!!!
                                                                               
我輸了!!!


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