"矮唷~~你不要亂摸啦~~"
                                                                               
聲音嬌柔,黏膩,讓人聽了沒有什麼力氣繼續站著。
                                                                               
喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔!!!!!!
我的內心發出怒吼!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
該不會是...我所想像的吧??
                                                                               
                                                                               
"沒關係哪,嘻嘻,好癢~"另外一個聲音,是男人的。
                                                                               
                                                                               
喔拉喔拉喔拉喔拉喔拉!!!!
Bingo! 果然沒錯!!!
                                                                                
                                            

              
                     
他們在打野砲啊啊啊啊啊!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
咳咳,請原諒我的粗俗。

                                                                               
在面對這樣一個驚喜,斯文談吐如我,也難免會亂了陣腳。
                                                                               
                                                                               
我慢慢的移動腳步,避免任何可能會干擾它們的細微音響。
                                                                               
一邊豎起耳朵。
                                                                               
                                                                               
"嘻嘻@!*&#M@^*&^$@&%(*&!()!@%^*"
                                                                               
女聲呢喃著,呼吸急促。
                                                                               
回應著顯然是來自男方的親吻。
                                                                               
"&*&$@)()&&@^)!*^%!$#^%#&" 男方則顯然連嘻嘻都沒空了,
                                                                               
儘是以舌頭作出令語言學家無法想像的高級溝通。
                                                                               
                                                                               
萬歲!

                                                                               
我老早就想看了!!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
被X液灌滿整顆腦袋的我,居然把手機也拿出來了,
                                                                               
"照相功能...照相功能 怎麼按啊..."
                                                                               
竟然還想要拍照。
                                                                               
一步一步慢慢的踏,慢慢的逼近,
前方草叢後,那情感的禁地。
                                                                               
我的手微微發抖,但是焦距已經調到最佳!
                                                                               
兩步,一步----
                                                                               
                                                                               
"這位先生,這樣做未免有失厚道吧?"
                                                                               
!!!!
                                                                               
身後傳來一個刺耳的聲音,咬字很標準,音量卻不大,恰好讓我聽見而停止行動。
                                                                               
!!!!!!!
                                                                               
"ㄜ...你...你說什麼...??"
我並沒有馬上轉身,現在這樣一個被抓包的悽慘境地,
甭說沒得看了,還得落一個偷窺狂的惡名。
全身慾火馬上澆熄,體液回復正常的位置。
                                                                               
智商也是。
                                                                               
我到底該怎麼辦呢?
                                                                               
面對這樣一個窘境,
最好的方法就是假裝根本聽不懂對方目前尚未明朗的指控。
                                                                               
所以我連轉身都不轉身,
假裝自己是一個對台灣昆蟲素有研究的昆蟲系學生。
                                                                               
撿起地上一堆泥土,裝作如獲至寶的樣子。
                                                                               
"噓~~不要吵,這是台灣特有種的藍翅紅斑糞金龜在冬眠~~不要吵醒它~~"
                                                                                
一邊小心翼翼的轉過身,看也不看那個仗義執言的混蛋,
                                                                               
一邊腳步加速逃離。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
"這位先生請慢走,"就在我往另一個方向踏出幾步的同時,
                                                                               
這個聲音的主人又從我身後彬彬有禮地開口了:
                                                                               
"怕你不知道,不過這個世界上並沒有藍翅紅斑的糞金龜。
 糞金龜是沒有藍色的翅膀的,它們的斑點也不如瓢蟲那樣明顯,
 事實上,藍翅紅斑的昆蟲也不多見,最著名的是 北達可達鳳蝶
 Basilarchia arthemis astyanax,也多以紫翅紅斑為主。
另外有趣的一點是,大多數的昆蟲是不會冬眠的,糞金龜也不會。
糞金龜一般而言,壽命大多不能長到可以過冬,遑論冬眠。"
                                                                               
"OK!!! MR. Bug! 你很懂嘛---反正你也是..."
我不知道我為什麼會吐出這種那麼像是好萊烏小混混會說的狠話。
猛的一轉身。
沒人。
                                                                               
真的沒人。
                                                                               
                                                                               
ㄟ??
                                                                               
                                                                               
只不過那堆灰樸樸的竹架子又忽然出現在眼前了。
                                                                               
大抵比我初見它的大小再大一點。 約有180cm那麼高吧。
                                                                               
算是滿低的一個棚架。
                                                                               
棚架纏繞著七直八豎 同樣色澤的桿子。
                                                                               
現在這麼看起來。 一點也不像是竹子擁有的色澤。
                                                                               
就算有人跟我一樣閒,沒事找事的把竹子硬是漆成灰樸樸的顏色,
                                                                               
那質地也不太像是竹子,除了沒有節之外,
                                                                               
竹子的表面通常細看會有直直的一條一條的紋理,
                                                                                
當然像現在這樣的可見度 我是什麼紋理都看不到的。
                                                                               
倒是越看越像一個很熟悉的東西會有的質感。
                                                                               
很熟悉的。
                                                                               
                                                                               
人類的肌膚。
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