"我管你到底是人是鬼,請你不要再說一些沒有人聽得懂的話。"
                                                                               
"??" 他露出那種,寬宏大量,察納雅言,
                                                                               
卻完全沒follow到"你在說什麼"的臉色,因為說話者太低階了。
                                                                               
馬英九有的時候會對記者露出的臉色。
                                                                               
簡直欠揍。(與馬前市長無關,我是說蜘蛛男!)
                                                                               
                                                                               
"那你說啊,你在那邊講什麼fellatio是什麼意思? 你說啊?"
                                                                               
我決定跟他卯上了。
                                                                               
有的時候,在人家以馬市長的態度對待我的時候,
                                                                               
我通常不想再繼續糾纏,而會快速的轉換一個話題。
                                                                               
避免這種低能而漫長的情況。你低能而時間漫長,
                                                                               
聽話的人還可以顯露那一派尊貴驕傲
實在太不划算了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
但我今天大概是X蟲衝腦,又或者是想發洩一下無處發洩的不平衡。
                                                                               
我決定跟他鬧到底,當一個熱血的鄉民。
                                                                               
                                                                               
"你說啊? 蛤? 說啊? 你說啊?"
我也不知道我要他說什麼。
                                                                               
重複句尾的詰問詞,是一種小混混式的挑釁方法。
                                                                               
通常是: "你看什麼看? 看什麼看啊? 啊? 你說啊?你說啊? 說啊?"
                                                                               
隨著這些無意義字句的累積,能量和利比多是堆疊而相成的,
                                                                               
這要兩個人一起弄,能量才衝得上去,
                                                                               
兩造過剩的能量和赫爾蒙也得到發洩。
                                                                               
A:"你看什麼看?" B:"你看什麼看?" A:"你說啊?" B:"你說啊?你看三小啦?"
A:"那你看三小啦看你X的" B:"看你娘啦你X三小"...
                                                                               
                                                                               
那是一種綿密而原始,激昂而連續不斷的雙人圓舞曲。
                                                                               
以前國中的時候每節下課都偷偷的期待,
別班的大哥和我們班的 時不時來這麼一下。
                                                                               
光是這樣子就很好看了,熱鬧。
                                                                               
更有可能的是兩個人能量強到光用嘴無法解決,
                                                                               
那就更棒了。
                                                                               
兩邊就幹起來了。
                                                                               
我是說,幹起架來了。
                                                                               
會不分青紅皂白的往對方臉上,身上亂丟亂K亂踢亂吐口水,
                                                                               
拿起身邊有的東西互ㄎㄠ,童軍椅,掃把,便當袋,黑板用的圓規,垃圾桶
                                                                               
有一次他們兩個拿起日光燈管互尻的時候我簡直要歡呼啦
                                                                               
"Star War啊!!!!"
                                                                               
幹,比特攝片還好看啊。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
我是不是期待和蜘蛛男幹一架呢?
                                                                               
為了什麼呢?
                                                                               
真的只是為了沒看到人家打野砲嘛?
                                                                               
只是因為這個怪物,態度太跩了? 又老是說些聽不懂的話?
                                                                               
我在海岸邊的那個晚上,一直不斷地挑釁,"你說啊? 你說啊?"
                                                                               
一定沒有什麼特別的用意,在那個當下。
                                                                               
我一定什麼都沒在想。
(因為如果有在想的話,理智一定不會讓我去和一個怪物幹一架的。)
                                                                               
一定也沒有為什麼。只是想要那麼做。
                                                                               
                                                                               
那是我遇見蜘蛛男的第一個晚上。
                                                                               
在之後的旅途中,我和蜘蛛男都好像不記得那個晚上了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
有的時候認識人就是這樣,
                                                                               
一個很好的朋友,初見面時卻完全想像不到你們會成為朋友。
                                                                               
也完全想像不到,現下這樣尷尬的會面竟然會有歷史性的意義。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
如果想的到的話,那我根本就不會搭上那班火車啊。
                                                                               
                                                                               
誰知道呢。

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